The name Ratzinger is a better name for a burger than for a pope. The RatZinger would be a burger that's been deep-fried, maybe at KFC. Watch yourself, it's spicy! Other ideas for this range include the Kitsch Quiche (pronounced "kitsch-kitsch" so that it rhymes with the US pronunciation of "niche"). The Kitsch Quiche is a quiche with an image of the Virgin Mary crying on it. Also, the Hoagie Mask. This is a mask made of three footlong bread rolls from Subway, cut open and fashioned into a wearable mask - which is then consecrated. It's a punishment to wear it, but also a privilege. Like a bread cilice. Did I mention Popery Potpourri?