Tonight, it's off to the Hare and Hounds followed by midnight mass. This is a classic Christmas in Claygate - the kind of thing you yearn for when you're homesick. And everyone will be there. When all this is over.
What could we, as a human race, do to get God to believe in our existence? If it's as hard for God to contact us as it is for us to contact God then He's probably wondering, 'Does humanity exist?'.