20 March 2006

My new shoes have given me special powers. I am Van de Graaff Boy! My powers of static will astound you! Halt or I will administer a very small electrical discharge about your person! Come back!
But with small amounts of power come little responsibilities. Like having to give small electrostatic shocks to bad guys. When you just wanna watch tv. Hassle.

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