option one: leave
expected outcome: damaging for the coalition countries and for legitimacy of "the West"; Iraq is far from a united secular democracy
option two: stay
expected outcome: escalating death and lawlessness
option three: referendum on occupation
expected outcome: see option one, but with better relations with muslims globally
option four: bring back Saddam
expected outcome: order restored to Iraqi society; cons - same as for one, perhaps genocide
option five: point at Iran shouting, "She's not wearing any clothes!"
Run the other way.
expected outcome: momentary confusion. Later, Iraq is strangely peaceful.
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