Imagine yourself - this may be hard to do - in the position of writing a customer review for an erotic novel. I found such a thing today (don't ask). But this one's far more earnest than it needs to be. This is from the review of Gettin' Buck Wild: Sex Chronicles II (Zane Does Incredible, Erotic Things), which the reviewer awarded three stars and called "Not very wild at all".
"I found the stories in this book to be a bit outlandish. For example the story about the couple getting married, I literally threw my book on the floor, called my friend, and asked why are you letting me read this stupid book."